Avengers cast didn't include Yameen. People Shocked!! #Fakenews

People of Maldives are in shocked and sad. Reason is super hero Avengers flick has released without introducing Dictator-man (Yameen) as the super hero. Director was in talk with Yameen before casting actors but from a long time, no news came and it got released without Yameen.

From his indomitable spirit of being a staunch non-supporter of democratic rights and making police beat people of Maldives brutually. Director approached Yameen in 2013 after his win over dictator nasheed for the role of Dictatorman. Yameen was delighted and accepted the role by Hollywood director which he’s pursuing offline as well by snatching democratic rights of people and jailing opposition politicians.

But who ditched Yameen? Did he himself was responsible or Hollywood director neglected him? Let us try to make you understand the role offered to him better.

Dictatorman is a person who’s born and brought up with kings, princes and elite class. He buys branded shoes, eat most expensive food and and wear costliest suits. What he wants is to rule everyone according to his wish. To beat people protesting for their rights, and make their life hell, he started wearing a mask and become one of the special police cop with no mercy. He loves throwing tear gas towards people, while corrupt and drug-addicts are his allies.

While the movie got released without even his cameo appearance, Yameen looked disturbed and sad. Reports are coming that he has beaten the hell out of his dog in frustration.

Will this behavior be able to solve such National problem?

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Yameen to meet Kim Jong for his getting close to his dictator swagger. #Fakenews

Kim Jong, who’s famous for his dictatorial antics, has found a new ally. Ally is none other than our President Yameen. Yameen has got close to Kim Jong swagger and following him at fast pace to become one. He's trying to approach Kim office to meet him and learn some antics.

Kim Jong, who has not only executed his uncle but made 7 people naked, later served as food to 120 dogs as well. Kim Jong also ordered last year to all males of his country to follow his hair style. What a great way to run a country! 

Jealous from him being in the highlights of the social media, Yameen is trying hard to become new sensation on world media through dictatorship. An 18 year old college student said, “Oh Kim Jong news keep coming once in a month, which trends on social media every third day, everyone knows about him. But nobody know this self-proclaimed hitler of Maldives, so he’s using force, police and other weapons to attack people’s rights and become new Kim Jong.”

Question arise is Yameen be able to match Kim Jong footsteps? Will Yameen be able to overpower Kim Jong in his media attracting antics or Kim Jong keep ruling on media like a boss. Or will they both sign a pact to create a mutual co-operation platform? Only time knows, we can only predict.

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Abdulla Ameen won most honest and clean politician award by transparency international. Maldives Celebrates. #Fakenews

Abdulla Ameen, one of the most important minister from Yameen Government has won " transparency international honor of Politician with most integrity". While people are elated, Maldives is celebrating homecoming of Ameen as national holiday.

Although opposition ministers from Abdullath Party and MDP have expressed grief.

Both opposition party's joint statement said, " Ameen must have given truck loads of money to receive this award. A cheap, drug peddler , super corrupt person received most honest politician honour? Are you kidding us?"'

Though Ameen is much happy with the people's support for him. Abis, a barbar in male' became emotional while saying, " He's a messenger of god for us. The way he has helped people, no leader ever can. Ameen talk to us regularly, understand our problem and act on them and still few people blame him for drugs, huh... he's miles away from them. "

As latest reports are coming, school children have prepared a dance on , " our messiah Ameen" and cheerleaders are waiting on airport for his arrival.

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Yameen to declare himself Hitler of Asia, will invite all country leaders for crowning ceremony. #Fakenews

Yameen, the great ruler, President of Maldives is ready for his crowning ceremony. This is happening first time in the history of the world, that a leader is giving himself a recognition, and that too equivalent to HITLER. Yameen will be given guard of honour and he’ll be further called as “Hitler of Asia”. For the same reason, he has called leaders of all the major countries for ceremony and a grand dinner. 

Jealous from this decision, North Korea ruler Kim jong looked anxious  and said, “ I was working ao hard for this title, how come this Yameen can crown himself.....…sob!” 

Nazir, a 25 year old professional in Male’ expressed, “This is great moment for our nation! We’re happy and celebrating. Moments like this come once in a history. Hail yameeeen!”

“I’m going with my family to witness the grandest event. The way he has tackled the country after Nasheed arrest can’t be compared. Injustice, corruption and police brutality is on rise. This is what we wanted from years. Democracy is raped! ” he said.

Jahadami, 35, a school teacher said, “We’re very fortunate that we’re born in Maldives. First we were nurtured by Gayoom, and now by Yameen. Crowning himself, that too with the title of Asia’s hitler is something out of this world. I mean how many people are lucky enough do that in their life? I am sad that Abdulla Ameen is not crowning him. I wish police again start beating people on that auspicious day too.”

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